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• Chatting sucks 10
• How to play AAC and M4P files without iTunes 7
• The “man on the street” is an idiot 6
• Chewing gum in the urinal 5
• How to buy liquor at Jewel when you’re underage: A 9 step guide 5
• Small tip and small hassle 2
• Mounting an ISO as a drive: no need to burn a CD/DVD 1
• I talked it over with the Internet and we agreed that we should see other people 1
• Hello, I’m back, and I kinda hate my iPod 11
• Google Zombies 2
• Wrigley Field vs. US Cellular Field 3
• What is the world coming to… 8
• Best baseball player first name 5
• Who the fuck orders a shot of wheatgrass? 19
• 25% of my life 10
• David Aardsma, are you friggin kidding me? 1
• Costa Rica trip 9
• TiVo should store settings online 2
• All hail Ron Popeil! 1
• Revelation 8 years in the making 0
• Breaking news from Jakob Nielsen 0
• Chase Bank can go activate itself in a fucking garbage disposal 22
• I like Odeo’s 404 page 4
• Coke vs. Coke Zero ad 4
• Chicago at night 1
• ESPN fantasy baseball homepage 15
• A website to find pickup basketball games 6
• I am not kidding: My sister is impossible to contact. 10
• Addendum: Don’t call me a “techie,” either 3
• The Tom Sherman expression 2
• A brief message to the person who jacked up my car at 3 o’clock in the morning, removed the lug nuts from the passenger-side wheel, took the wheel (presumably to replace a damaged wheel on his own Scion TC), and left my 3-wheeled car for me to discover at 8:20 a.m. this morning 14
• Michael McFarlane Drive in Chicago? 3
• Adidas Chicago store phone number 3
• This is not junk mail 6
• Oatstraw tea cures cancer 2
• Steve Jobs’ wife 1
• 1-letter Google Image searches 2
• Excuse me, Firefox 2 3
• Business casual blue jeans 3
• My one sentence review of Babel 2
• Ads were ruining my site 4
• Northwestern professor Michele Weldon roots out sexism 6
• The season pass can kiss my ass 3
• WindyBits: Covering Chicago technology 5
• United Colors of Benetton, sorta 2
• Someone buy Chase Bank a clue 7
• Cingular is not raising the bar 10
• Pennypack picture 3
• I cannot ice skate 7
• Worst commercial on the air 7
• Alcoholic eggnog drinks 1
• I-95 and the Pennsylvania Turnpike non-interchange: Who the fuck is responsible for this, because I am going to beat that ass 6
• Avoiding outrageous fees 1
• 2
• jotsheet: Best of 2006 2
• 2
• 1
• Best/worst fight scene 3
• Eve 6’s “Inside Out” has the worst lyrics in the history of music, ever, period. 10
• Tagged - Five Things About Me meme 1
• Christmas Eve movie selection 1
• Detroit Lions fans: Why 8:57? 2
• Chicago road rage 1
• 3 useful new tools 6
• ESPN hates the Bears, and frankly they can kiss my black ass 6
• Beautiful Chicago pictures 5
• Tagged - 5 things you might not know about me 5
• 2
• Paypal spam 3
• Airport security 1
• Another t-shirt I want 1
• Funny dino comic 0
• RSS subscription growth graph 3
• Too many autodiscoverable feeds 2
• Best Blogs of 2006 that You (Maybe) Aren’t Reading 2
• I bought this t-shirt for myself today 0
• 3
• 3
• Word of the day: hoar 2
• Thumbs up, fuck you! 4
• My name: The good and the bad 5
• Tonight’s fortune cookie 0
• Classic Ali G clip 0
• 3
• Betraying the secrets of 1337 speak 12
• West Virginia fans can turn a phrase 3
• That fucking FOX NFL robot is out of control 61
• 12pt pink Comic Sans text 2
• Steamy love affair between Lute Olson and the officials 6
• SES Chicago website 0
• Text 83 for touchdown! 1
• Animal Reviews 0
• Dates vs. figs 4
• The right not to be offended 0
• “Will It Blend?” parody 3
• God bless you, VPN 1
• Guess the logo 4
• Moscow subway pictures 1
• Google and porn 1
• CTA Christmas train and Christmas bus 4
• Silverware is expensive 6
• Maybe “community” does matter 1
• Things I am sick and goddamn tired of 4
• Why you can’t trust Google 4
• Reno 911 video clips 2
• Starfleet Rhapsody 0
• Thankful for 1
• I didn’t get rim 0
• Refurbished Apple iPods 2
• Encounters with mole 2
• My commute 1
• Holiday Inn commercials with Mark 1
• O.J. Simpson lawyer trivia fun 3
• Reverse dictionary 0
• Confidential to the TSA 0
• Will It Blend? 5
• Office doodle art 1
• Most homoerotic nutritional supplement EVAR 1
• Toilet paper wins 1
• Critique of microcredit 0
• Rave: Grossinger car dealership and Scion 1
• TypeKey’s “keep me signed in for 2 weeks” 1
• Text messaging, 14 year old style 2
• “Please listen carefully, as our options have recently changed” 0
• Top 10 things I am proud of today 4
• Talking on a cell phone in the bathroom 7
• 50 things that are completely played out 9
• Internet, lol 1
• Christian Slater on Monday Night Football 1
• Bassett’s Licorice Allsorts 2
• 5 ideas for grocery store fun 9
• Our hero, Barack Obama, still a politician 0
• Blog rants 0
• The efficiency of deadlines 1
• Hipster bingo 0
• Kanye West: America’s favorite megalomaniacal oreo 2
• Long-ass fucking car alarms 3
• That’s a crime?! 0
• Me and Mahmoud 0
• Sonic commercial 4
• 19 mb video codec 1
• Dick Vitale alarm clock 0
• Tyrus Thomas, welcome to the Bulls 0
• Bloglines, give me this feature 1
• Compete (Alexa’s competition) 1
• lol irl! 1
• New poll 4
• Top 5 worst girl names 10
• Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group. 87
• Bottom of the celebrity barrel 0
• The Iraq War vs. my jumpshot 1
• Pencils vs. pens 18
• Tip for the W3C masters 1
• Raging debate 1
• They didn’t give him the stuffed animal?! 1
• Our first YTMND 6
• Christie Monteiro, I love you. 4
• WordPress file permissions 2
• No excuse for getting on the wrong CTA train 1
• Wordpress, Pair.com hosting, and php-cgiwrap 4
• Big fancy penny guessin’ challenge [winner announced!] 19
• Segwayjacking 4
• Register to comment 1
• Al Gore is fat 5
• Consolidate CSS and JavaScript in WordPress 8
• Checkout line stream-of-consciousness 11
• My curt goodbye to Movable Type 30
• Oregon football uniforms 10
• Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. And WordPress plugins. 0
• Bananas are so average 14
• Open an umbrella indoors 3
• Chicago night sky 4
• Washing towels 17
• 3 cheers for the ban on liquids! 1
• Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop 2
• Your next hotel: FantaSuites 0
• Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows 3
• Wine critics = audiophiles = generally retarded 0
• Elton John, rapper. 0
• “If worst comes to worst” 3
• Highly recommended: Thrillist 6
• Dear AP 0
• Living things 3
• Greatest WordPress plugin evar? 1
• Two confessions 6
• Trendy restaurants and Tom Sherman do not get along 0
• Bemont is next 2
• New 16
• Faster Movable Type with FastCGI 0
• Dear Eric Schmidt, 2
• Maurice Clarett is worthless, was worthless 8
• Rude awakening 0
• Meat cake! 3
• Circus peanuts 9
• "It insists upon itself" 4
• Attention, attention! 2
• Managers and candy 3
• Dear Motorola: 3
• Ron May is annoying. 2
• New laptop 1
• In the “No Shit, Sherlock” category for today… 1
• The Coffee Lottery 21
• An unbeatable CAPTCHA? 3
• To catch a spammer… 1
• Neon yellow pee 2
• Really good coffee 1
• YTMND ringtones in MP3 format 1
• Reminded 8
• Just thought I’d mention… 1
• The agony and the ectstasy of postal mail 0
• SquirrelMail tip 0
• Mmm.. Flavia coffee 1
• Pop your knuckles, get arthritis? 0
• #1 Chicago blog?! 1
• I am not an “IT guy” 3
• The best shave 1
• Eating sugar straight 18
• Chitika as Adsense alternate ads - keyword targeting in Movable Type 0
• Musings on the 2006 NBA draft 2
• The $2 PayPal coffee is a failure 13
• I got rim 8
• Dear ESPN Insider 5
• Nofollow’s failure, visualized 4
• Blogrank: #43! 4
• Phone numbers vs. email addresses 9
• Whoops 0
• Xtreme stamp 0
• I hate pennies. But I have a solution! 13
• Dear CTA 7
• Game/set/match in Northwestern-Evanston town gown feud 5
• Saddam Hussein hunger strike 1
• Nordstrom makeup girls 3
• Miami Heat: The NBA’s utterly mediocre champions 7
• Reason #4071 why the government is retarded 6
• I wish Red Bull were $1.20 22
• Soccer refs are the scum of the earth 9
• I love Hot Pockets and no one can take that away from me. 34
• An RSS "diff" would be useful 4
• My mom is on a diet and it sucks 3
• 60 Ways to Get More Traffic to Your Blog 8
• My AdSense revenue is down 11
• Animal fights! Bear vs. bull vs. lion vs. tiger vs. bull vs. crocodile 1413
• Whistling vs. booing 5
• Don’t whistle while you work 20
• Why does my 24-pack need a sticker? 9
• Beer makes me tired 3
• Top 10 Rejected Names for Superman 2
• Walter-Candy Mondays 2
• Vote for my Philosophy T.A. in Lollapalooza Last Band Standing 0
• Don’t unwittingly cripple your best AdSense units 1
• How to add comment count to Movable Type RSS feeds 0
• Nofollow is a giant failure. 7
• Mark Cuban on click fraud 4
• I get great emails because of this blog 1
• Regarding koi 0
• Apache taught me two things yesterday 4
• Firefox is a memory hog 3
• I care too much about parallel parking 2
• I’m addicted to coffee (again) 2
• My website graph is kinda boring 0
• Here’s a tip for the fellas 6
• More Google hypocrisy 2
• On tolerance 1
• Top 5 Things for Humanity to Focus on When Evolving 11
• Google video ads will fail 2
• Top 10 Most Funnest Things in my Cubicle 2
• Top 10 People I Don’t Trust 1
• Empty Outlook schedule 0
• It’s Champaign-Urbana, not Urbana-Champaign, you commies 3
• Which is more addictive? 10
• No Tweaks for 2 Weeks 1
• Don’t steal content. 5
• RoundCube beats the pants off SquirrelMail 4
• Unexpected connections 5
• Moving from Blogger to WordPress: Best Practices 104
• Do people go shopping when it rains? 5
• The $2 PayPal coffee 19
• Spruced up 2
• Rain sensing windshield wipers are an insult to humanity 6
• Fuck Guy Kawasaki 0
• Morning commute, in word and sound 1
• AdSense publishers should block ads 2
• Oh how ironical 4
• Freeware in any flavor 0
• The skill of fun 0
• Good, cheap headphones: Shure E2g/E2c and Grado SR60 7
• Hacking MySpace: Block ads, disable custom layouts 99
• Tell me about a good band I’ve never heard of 21
• div? 0
• Great instructions 0
• On refrigeration: Pickles vs. Mini-Moo’s 9
• Don’t overthink AdSense link units 0
• Chicago basketball hoops — spotting an endangered species 4
• Battle of the Jingles: Empire Carpet vs. Luna Carpet 19
• Gaucho pants must die (too) 22
• No geotargeting for the Google Adsense downtime message, eh? 1
• Limited-time breast-related offer! 1
• Email is not dead 0
• Status symbol shopping bags 2
• Thought for the day 0
• LexThink Lounge lessons 0
• The street pitch and the Web ad 1
• Favorite Easter candy 6
• "Bush Taps Portman As New Budget Director" - 3 minutes ago 0
• Long sidebars must die. 5
• Things are funnier when you’re walking away 0
• These morans can't distinguish "about" from "by" 1
• London Marathon MS charity 0
• The underappreciated <table> 3
• The undemocracy of Wikipedia 0
• I love the Silver Bullet Love Train 2
• The market (economy) of blogs with advertising 0
• "Tom, it’s been forever! Read a bullshit urban legend!" 0
• Attractive Women in Chicago Out of Hibernation Day 2
• Carpooling on the elevator 1
• The tension between usability and AdSense optimization 1
• AdSense tinkering is fun 1
• George Solomon, ESPN ombudsman, Dick Vitale fanboy 0
• Links from MSM sites: All bark, no bite 1
• [Letter] as in [expletive] 0
• Hello, adult allergies? 4
• The IM of the night 1
• No freedom at Liberty University! 23
• Re: Useless, meaningless blog icons 2
• How often should you update your blog? 7
• Blog authors: make it easy to contact you! 0
• Doing your best thinking 1
• Another funny sign at the office 2
• Mancow vs. NPR 0
• Metra has an ego 1
• Funny signs at work 7
• Corporate firewall and underscorebleach.net bury the hatchet 3
• Wearing glasses makes me look older 0
• Moby’s blog, um. 2
• MVC, CAA seen pointing and laughing at Billy Packer, Jim Nantz, CBS 4
• 90/94 Dan Ryan construction nightmare (and workarounds?) 2
• Slow news day 0
• Washington takes page out of Arizona’s book, pays refs, reaps rewards against Illinois 6
• Worst part of March Madness: Coach K commercials? 3
• Performancing Metrics: Better (and free!) blog stats 2
• Chicago El map, anagram-style 1
• Conversation with Mom 2
• Google Analytics is amateurish 4
• Chicago CTA + Google Maps 1
• ChatFu: Make IM conversations into comics 2
• Apocalyptic Drudge Report 1
• Blog comments as football game trash talking 8
• What’s between a blog and a splog? 2
• Office jargon 0
• Google abandons “Don’t Be Evil?” slogan 2
• DreamHost promo code: Full $97 discount with code “MAX97″ 0
• underscorebleach.net time warp! 7
• Steve Jobs: “King of All Media?!” 6
• Elevator “close door” buttons 11
• Search engines outmode the URL 5
• Do you really have to be 30 to enjoy the golden, rich flavor of Miller Genuine Draft? 8
• The 10 Minute Blog Entry 1
• I’d like to give a shout-out to my dishwasher 3
• Joe Rogan: World’s biggest fuckball 36
• Ray Nagin vs. Pat Robertson: Hurricane “blame” 4
• Big Ten referees: The seventh man? 12
• Firefox search engine box: Adjust width to wider size 2
• The Bengals cheerleaders are the… Ben-Gals 3
• Worst rule in basketball: Calling timeout while falling out-of-bounds 9
• Poll: Did you know I run ads? 19
• Yahoo Image Search: Busted framing 7
• A primer on the jotsheet 0
• Uh, ok 1
• Talk Digger Beta 2.0 is great 1
• RFID in humans 0
• Shaving should be easier 5
• suck.tackulo.us 3
• Between Christmas and New Year’s 1
• Government tax scam 1
• The downfall of Google 8
• Google HoldCo 0
• Book inscriptions 5
• Microsoft Outlook reminder avalanche 3
• I don’t know how to wear a scarf 13
• Blogebrity is ghey 5
• iRiver Music Manager scanning problem solved 1
• Comcast customer service is full of mark-ass suckaz 16
• (Chicago/AP) ESPN Sunday Night Football announcers expected to gnaw at Tom Sherman’s sanity 3
• Football’s underappreciated safety 0
• Kyle Orton’s beard 1
• Productive procrastination 2
• SBC DSL is teh suck 3
• Corporate Tom! 0
• Christmas shopping is hard 0
• AP sports headlines 2
• I’m a shitty blogger. 8
• A simple Thanksgiving message 1
• Up too late on Sunday night 4
• Frugal Tom vs. “Don’t Give a Fuck” Tom 3
• ESPN’s “simulated Red Sox news conference?” WTF?! 8
• Status update 0
• I hate IKEA Schaumburg intensely. 203
• Madonna is ugly 50
• Why Rakesh is great 2
• He-Man and Terry Tate Videos 0
• Sox clutch, Cubs choke 6
• Annoying voice mail systems 4
• College Humor link 1
• i moved. 6
• Office supply store bloodhound! 0
• Northwestern adjustment 1
• Blogging blahs 8
• How to start a meeting 6
• Tim McCarver 4
• Instant messaging security 0
• Chicago traffic reports 2
• Lindsay Lohan’s screen name 18
• MediaWiki caching, refresh, reload problem 10
• Power supply boot problem: fixedthankgodfinally 5
• Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive 648
• I’m rude! 17
• The death of “Small City America?” 0
• Interesting blog comments 1
• Playing the money game 14
• NL East destroys NL West 3
• dotUPTIME 1
• Who Wants To Be An Imbecile? 0
• Dinosaur Comics on utilitarianism 1
• Hot female teachers sexin’ male students 12
• DreamHost 777 0
• Stay tuned (or not) 0
• MSN Search is down 2
• DreamHost promo code 4
• TrackBack spam 1
• Dry cleaning removes stains 8
• Another outlandish judge 0
• SMS mobile alerts for CTA delays 5
• Albert Eisele, so quaint 6
• Scoop Jackson, Dusty apologist. 6
• Watch Me Change 10
• If you’re a fan of Paul Krugman… 0
• Spizzay ridin’ in real-time niznow 0
• Talk Digger answers “Who’s linking to me?” 2
• New wave of TrackBack spam 1
• True Geek test 4
• Survey: Xanga vs. LiveJournal 2
• Radio Paradise donation 0
• Email address regular expression 4
• 12 hour time format 13
• Wildcard standings 0
• Migrating and redirecting RSS feeds to FeedBurner 3
• Bravo, London 2
• Outlook theme for Thunderbird and Firefox 2
• Holy Stinking Shit, I have the typing capabilities of a normal person again!!! 6
• Laurence Holmes: Chicago radio’s Napoleon Nobody 13
• Back dimples 151
• Little inefficiencies: Improving SuperPretzels 0
• International Music Feed (IMF) pwns MTV 20
• CTA seduced by corporate naming rights? 4
• Reno 911! 9
• Boarding airplanes is too slow 12
• College basketball home court advantage 4
• Scientology is a hypersensitive cult. 11
• Annoying blinking envelope icon on my Nokia phone 30
• Movable Type 3.2: Plugin Management 1
• Taming slow rebuilds in Movable Type: An optimized Category Archive template 7
• Raleigh PWNT. Stay home. 0
• Happy Canada Day! 0
• Movable Type: Slow rebuilding, slow commenting. 7
• discuss the mobojot 5
• mobojot: a moblog via MEOW 2
• MediaWiki navigation links: Uh, wtf? 42
• Tom Cruise on Oprah 42
• Lindsay Lohan rumors 96
• Learning styles 5
• Shooting at The Keg 0
• CTA "L" marathon 1
• Gulliest rappers of all time 5
• Political lull 0
• Rate Taco Bells nationwide 9
• My world view (hypocrisy) 0
• I hate memes. 1
• Gwen Stefani’s Asian persuasion 21
• Monster Energy Drink: omfgXTREME!!@# 26
• John Madden signs with NBC, is deified 0
• Speedy Google and Yahoo spidering 0
• Another blogger on the El 0
• Taco Bell bum belligerence 0
• Bron is an anesthesiamaniac 0
• Google Bourbon update 0
• I will not become this man. 4
• Tom Sherman 11
• Opera screen real estate: A better banner 0
• Don’t be “that guy”: The Desktop 3
• Marvin Harris captures the essence of anthropology 1
• Firefox search box 6
• Ben catches the blogging bug 1
• Hit count blues 3
• London and Germany: Europostmortem 3
• Back from Europe 3
• Blog search: Technorati vs. Blogdigger 2
• The Huffington Report Post 9
• Jim Lampley and The Huffington Post 10
• Am I a skinny version of Artie Lange? 5
• Firefox security flaws: More common, more serious 2
• Dee Brown: Don’t enter the NBA Draft 10
• TNT’s terribly dressed sideline reporters 5
• Gilbert Arenas dashes the Bulls comeback 4
• Jack, I’m sorry: Why my RSS feed has annoying updates 6
• Rosie O’Donnell blog: An incomprehensible trainwreck 318
• Memo to the chick in the big sunglasses: You ain’t foolin me with that shit 86
• Are you kidding me? You aren’t kidding me, are you. 10
• Girls smoking (aren’t) 9
• 10 Very Minor Things You Wish About Your Day 4
• Prof. Michele Weldon, on the oversensitivity warpath, threatens me vaguely 9
• Disparities between weather websites 1
• PageRank promotion from 4 to 5 0
• 9 backreferences, 1 Perl script, and 301 redirection 5
• Defending her character against commercial exploitation, Tara Reid sues. 2
• Why “housewives” isn’t a dirty word; or, cleaning up an overambitious .htaccess 0
• Plan my trip to Europe 6
• Burj Dubai pwns Sears Tower 3
• A strange color twist 0
• Meet the Apple engineers… wearing a bad, button-down shirt. 4
• A (hopefully) seamless migration from underscores to hyphens 4
• Bongo Room in Chicago: Overrated, overpriced, aggravating 18
• The mind of a teenage girl’s father 0
• Reaction to the CTA’s Doomsday Plan: Let’s go French Revolution on their asses 1
• CTA postures, threatens to slash service and the Purple Line; I vent 2
• South Park in my image 7
• More of the usual academic hypocrisy on “free speech” 6
• Scenes of the subway 1
• A random, unsettling similarity 0
• Prada has a great website. 19
• “Insanely” drives me insane. 4
• Better blog IA design: It’s about questioning information’s importance 7
• I am a striped shirt asshole! 1
• PostSecret is… 0
• Illinois Final Four food poisoning? Negative. 2
• Gmail is up to 2 gigs… and no one cares. 1
• dee pwns j00 0
• Hootie does Burger King. Somehow, this makes me sad. 3