The right not to be offended

Our country’s laughably irrelevant academic environments are fast moving towards the speech codes and establishment protectionism of totalitarian governments. It comes down to the right not to be offended, a topic covered nicely by the always cogent Coyote Blog.

I have a couple of thoughts. First, there is no right not to be offended. Trying to define any such right will be the end of free speech. Second, its funny how the offense is only treated as one-way. While I am OK with abortion, I have many friends who vociferously oppose it. I am positive they are in turn offended by supporters of abortion, but I don’t see any motion here to protect them from offense or provide them a “safe zone” free of opposing views. Third, it strikes me that a better word for the “safe zone” she wants is “echo chamber,” where like-minded people as her can be free from having to hear any opposing opinion.

Universities fancy themselves bastions of free speech, but it seems that students and professors are so afraid of opposition as to outlaw it. I believe that these draconian (and sometimes illegal) proposals are rooted in fear, not principles. Academia has become petrified of dissent–and that’s the saddest bit of it all.

I’m reminded of my own jihad (OH WAIT, IS THAT OFFENSIVE?) against Brandeis University (see FIRE profile) in 2000. After the shenanigans of Brandeis’ administration in attempting to stop a Charlton Heston speech, I emailed the president of Brandeis with some, ahem, strong words.

Bryan Rudnick, organizer of the student-sponsored event and founder of “Students for the Second Amendment,” complained in recent weeks that the University was attempting to censor Heston’s speech by imposing prohibitively expensive security precautions. School administrators denied the charges, citing the potential for violent protests. Precautions included extra police, bomb-sniffing dogs, metal detectors and an emergency blood supply for Mr. Heston.

His secretary emailed me back in disbelief, actually asking “Do you know who you’re writing to?” Yeah, the president of a university that doesn’t believe in free speech. Are you really that afraid of a challenging email?

It is the assumption of “safety,” i.e. homogenous opinion, in universities which is so sad. My take: give ‘em a dose of their favorite thing, federal bureaucracy, and require universities receiving any federal funding to meet minimum free speech guidelines. If you don’t meet the requirements, all federal funding–including for graduate schools–goes down the toilet.

Top 10 things I am proud of today

  1. Not telling you to vote like every other wannabe goddamn civic duty holier-than-thou citizen-journalism-will-change-the-world naive dumbass blogger out there.

That is all.

Our hero, Barack Obama, still a politician

Democrats (and some Republicans) are in such a tizzy over Barack Obama, it seems folks are ready to give him the Heisman Trophy and the Nobel Peace Prize on the same day. But what goes up must come down, and I think our dear first-term senator can only go down from here.

This past week Senators Obama and Dick Durbin signed a letter endorsing the candidacy of young Todd [Stroger] so that he might follow in his father’s footsteps and become the next president of the Cook County Board.

This has been one of the sadder sagas in Chicago political history. And Obama, America’s audacious knight in shining armor, deprives us of the very hope he likes to talk about in his speeches and his books.

I don’t mean to let Durbin off the hook but, frankly, I expected him to endorse the “regular” in this race. But Obama has allowed us to believe that he is different somehow. A new voice, a new frontier.

Instead, he’s traveled down the same dingy path that promotes the outright mediocrity and questionable competence that has given Chicago politics the reputation it richly deserves.

Yep, imagine that. Barack’s a politician, beholden (at least nominally) to the Chicago machine. Say it ain’t so! Say it ain’t so, Oprah! Say it ain’t so, Kenya! Say it ain’t so, Colin Powell!

The Iraq War vs. my jumpshot

  Iraq War My jumpshot
Situation worsening? Yes Yes
Have the American people lost confidence? All but the diehards The situation is beyond spin
Media not showing positive developments? Possibly No positive developments to report
Most dangerous area? Tikrit 3-point land
Quagmire? Probably Yes
Summary of situation Sectarian violence rooted in centuries-old conflicts continues to plague the region Can’t hit the broad side of a barn

Al Gore is fat

Al Gore is fatWhoops, I mean husky.

I’m just saying. Yeah, that’s it.

Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows

Today’s edition of the jotsheet is sponsored by Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows.

Nancy Pelosi eyebrows

Saddam Hussein hunger strike

Now that’s dedication.