Comments on: Chewing gum in the urinal http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal I'm pretty good at wasting your time. By Tom Sherman. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:18:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: justin http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-318244 justin Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:22:03 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-318244 Spudart, I thought only the CBOT had the problem with boogers being smeared on the wall above the urinal. Maybe the douchebag changed jobs. Spudart, I thought only the CBOT had the problem with boogers being smeared on the wall above the urinal. Maybe the douchebag changed jobs.

]]> By: Bones http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-317979 Bones Fri, 23 May 2008 07:03:45 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-317979 Mmm, We've got this problem at our work, except every now and then one of the pieces of gum will disappear. Where do you think it goes? Is the spitter using the urinal as a storage facility? Mmm,

We’ve got this problem at our work, except every now and then one of the pieces of gum will disappear. Where do you think it goes? Is the spitter using the urinal as a storage facility?

]]> By: Willard Oschmann http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316328 Willard Oschmann Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:48:19 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316328 You douche-bag. You douche-bag.

]]> By: Ian http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316326 Ian Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316326 Or maybe did you think that perhaps there's a causual relationship there. As in, the act of urinating (unsanitary act) while chomping on something in your mouth (sanitary act) causes the chewer to a) feel nauseated by having both going on at the same time, and b) feel the immediate need to lose the gum This still doesn't resolve the issue of them not realizing this happens and spitting out in advance... Or maybe did you think that perhaps there’s a causual relationship there. As in, the act of urinating (unsanitary act) while chomping on something in your mouth (sanitary act) causes the chewer to

a) feel nauseated by having both going on at the same time, and
b) feel the immediate need to lose the gum

This still doesn’t resolve the issue of them not realizing this happens and spitting out in advance…

]]> By: Evan http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316319 Evan Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:46:20 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316319 Who chews gum in the morning anyway? Why not tape a little box next to the urinal(s) and label it "You know it takes 27 years for a urinal to digest one wad of chewing gum? Don't be an asshole, spit your nicorette into this box." Who chews gum in the morning anyway? Why not tape a little box next to the urinal(s) and label it “You know it takes 27 years for a urinal to digest one wad of chewing gum? Don’t be an asshole, spit your nicorette into this box.”

]]> By: spudart http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316317 spudart Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:47:51 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316317 Maybe someone is pissing out gumballs. Hey, at least this person isn't disposing of theirs boogers on the wall by the urinal. Yes. The 14th floor of the Tribune Tower had that problem for about a year. We never discovered who was doing it. Thankfully, it stopped. Maybe someone is pissing out gumballs.

Hey, at least this person isn’t disposing of theirs boogers on the wall by the urinal. Yes. The 14th floor of the Tribune Tower had that problem for about a year. We never discovered who was doing it. Thankfully, it stopped.

]]> By: nobrainer http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316314 nobrainer Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:07:52 +0000 http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2007/10/chewing-gum-in-the-urinal#comment-316314 There's the chance that it is unintentional. Some of your co-workers may be literally too stupid to piss and chew gum at the same time. They start peeing and the gum just falls out of their mouth. Of course this would also imply that they are too stupid to notice the trend of always losing their gum and therefore too unintelligent to dispose of it properly beforehand. There’s the chance that it is unintentional. Some of your co-workers may be literally too stupid to piss and chew gum at the same time. They start peeing and the gum just falls out of their mouth.

Of course this would also imply that they are too stupid to notice the trend of always losing their gum and therefore too unintelligent to dispose of it properly beforehand.

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