I talked it over with the Internet and we agreed that we should see other people
It’s true. Our relationship has lost the “magic.”
She used to impress me. She really did. I loved how she could always tell me something new. Our relationship was so exciting, so invigorating. She constantly introduced me to new people. She knew all the cool places, all the right people.
But let’s face it: she’s overrated. I overestimated her. For one, I know she’s been fooling around on me. I don’t think anyone could keep her attention for very long. But even worse, she’s just gotten sort of boring. I feel like we have the same conversation over and over and over again. Sometimes I think to myself, “is this the same woman I was infatuated with?”
Not to worry. All is not lost. I’ve struck up a promising new relationship with Television, and we’ve already enjoyed some great times together.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
[...] Chicago-based humorist Tom Sherman and The Internet are now seeing other people. She used to impress me. She really did. I loved how she could always tell me something new. Our relationship was so exciting, so invigorating. She constantly introduced me to new people. She knew all the cool places, all the right people. [...]