Oatstraw tea cures cancer

At least, I’m pretty sure it does. Some time ago, my friend was told by a homeopathically-inclined advisor that oatstraw tea would be a good thing for her. I started looking into it, and my god, this stuff makes you immortal. Among just three pages on oat straw, here are some of the conditions it can improve:

  • osteoporosis
  • arthritis
  • pain relief
  • hyperactivity in children
  • anxiety in elderly people
  • panic attacks
  • immune system deficiency
  • depression and nervous exhaustion
  • bed-wetting
  • skin disorders and boils
  • insomnia
  • kidney problems
  • bladder problems
  • gall bladder problems
  • gout
  • thyroid and estrogren deficiency
  • multiple sclerosis
  • anorexia
  • constipation
  • pancreatic problems

Just to clarify: This is tea.

2 Responses to “Oatstraw tea cures cancer”

  1. 1
    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    The way you set this up it looks like the tea is very bad for you.

    I wouldn’t drink a damn thing that gave me all of that. =(

  2. 2
    Jules Says:

    With this stuff on the market, why should I go to med school? Everyone should just drink this stuff and they won’t need the likes of me :)

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