I cannot ice skate

ice skating at millenium parkWow. I am bad. I thought that maybe, just maybe, at age 25, I’d be able to pull this off. Sure, I couldn’t roller skate as a kid. Sure, I couldn’t ski. Sure, I couldn’t rollerblade. Sure, I couldn’t do a headstand in high school P.E., despite trying for 3 weeks.

I thought, you know, the balance thing might have improved.

It hasn’t.

Well, at least the scene at Millenium Park is beautiful. I can’t think of a much grander backdrop.

7 Responses to “I cannot ice skate”

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    ryan Says:

    Yes, quite grand. And man, have you gotten your inner ears checked? There might be some sort of dysfunction. Speaking of headstands in PE, the floor routine videos of you, glunz, injaychock, stadulis, and heath would be worth their weight in gold. Maybe I should contact SOS.

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    Tom Sherman (blog owner) Says:

    That is the kind of video that political opponents would die to get their hands on… I think it could cost me an election.

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    Justin Says:

    If it makes you feel any better, I can rollerblade but I suck at ice skating. Something about it doesn’t quite translate…

  4. 4
    Evan Says:

    Ice skating is for…

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    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    lol @ you two. I can rollerblade and ice skate.

    Can’t do a head stand and I’ve never tried skiing, though…

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    nobrainer (registered user) Says:

    I suddenly feel very athletic.

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