Eve 6’s “Inside Out” has the worst lyrics in the history of music, ever, period.

It’s an old song, and I could have written this 8 years ago, but it still needs to be said: these are the worst fucking lyrics ever.

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rhines
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt
turn it inside out find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I’m through with you

All of ‘em here.

10 Responses to “Eve 6’s “Inside Out” has the worst lyrics in the history of music, ever, period.”

  1. 1
    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    Well that verse took a turn for the worse…

  2. 2
    Tom Sherman (blog owner) Says:

    Somehow, that comment belongs in the song, too…

  3. 3
    Bear Says:

    errr…
    “New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I’d take her if I had one wish,
    But she’s been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer”

    LFO’s Summer Girls worst combination of words put together for any purpose ever.

  4. 4
    Chad Says:

    Bear wins.

  5. 5
    Tom Sherman (blog owner) Says:

    Gah… you may have me there.

  6. 6
    Mr B Says:

    I, personally, think the lyrics are pretty good. Out of the ordinary and I like that a lot of the words have double meanings within the song.

    But, each to their own :)

  7. 7
    Eagles07 Says:

    Ummmm. i donn’t really get the lyrics, and they aren’t good enough for me to waste my time trying to understand, the video to the song is a bit odd too. although i do like the tune. ;)

  8. 8
    georgie Says:

    Are you serious.
    Yall are idiots.
    This song has awesome meanings to its lyrics.
    If you were smart enough, maybe you could find out what it says.

  9. 9
    Jeff Says:

    You all are morons. Just because you don’t understand lyrics doesn’t mean they’re bad.

  10. 10
    ketta Says:

    you’re not the sharpes tool in the box are you? Max Collins is praised all over for his lyrics. This is awsone poetry from an 18 year old songwriter.

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