Betraying the secrets of 1337 speak

Ohhhhhhhh wow.

The money quote comes from one Niles Jeran, 16 years old:

I can see why parents would be worried, just because… it could lead to… danger.

Here’s a tip to Niles Jeran’s future college classmates: Don’t tell him where you keep the booze. He’ll not only bring by the RA, he’ll call the cops and get the local news involved.

I don’t know how this kid shows his face in public.

12 Responses to “Betraying the secrets of 1337 speak”

  1. 1
    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    What is NIFOC and GYPO?

    I can think of “Get Your Parents Out” but that’s just silly.

    Ugh, media.

  2. 2
    Ed Knittel Says:

    I was surprised that they left out this part of the interview.

    If you see AYBABTU on the computer screen you’d be advised to beat your child with the blunt end of a broom stick. Not only does it translate to All Your Base Are Belong To Us but it literally means that your child has been fornicating with the devil.

    Again, I’m very surprised that they didn’t mention that one considering how severe it is.

  3. 3
    Tom Sherman (blog owner) Says:

    NIFOC = naked in front of computer
    GYPO = get your pants off

    I’ve never used these and never heard of them. They sound like emoticon versions of urban legends, of which there are plenty.

  4. 4
    nobrainer (registered user) Says:

    Next thing you know these kids will be learning foreign languages just to confound their parents.

  5. 5
    Luke Says:

    Wait, I thought that POS means “piece of shit” and not “parents over shoulder”. :/ Me thinks that Niles got the PG-13 version of the acronym cheat sheet or something.

    I have never saw NIFOC or GYPO being used in an actual conversation.

    Oh, and they misspelled 1337. :P

  6. 6
    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    There are a number of lists out there which have the most senseless acronyms out there; I think people send in strange ones just to fuck with the websites.

  7. 7
    Evan Says:

    LOL ROFL LMAO. GTFO. They confused common chat acronyms with 1337-speak. 1|= 1 \/\/4/V73D 70 5P34C| 100|

  8. 8
    QKlilx (registered user) Says:

    Ok I read most of that but the last letter in the fifth word is confusing and the last word itself has lost me.

    I am not 1337. =(

  9. 9
    adam Says:

    all your base are belong to us.

  10. 10
    adam Says:

    and they definately did mispell leet. they put !337 but its 1337.
    rofl nubs.

  11. 11
    dave Says:

    I’ve never seen any of those used in real conversation.
    And this kid should never go out in public.
    I’ll stab him for being a tool.

  12. 12
    dave Says:

    GYPO stands for get your penis out.

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