That fucking FOX NFL robot is out of control
FOX Sports, I’m putting you on notice: I have had just about enough of that fucking robot. You know the one I’m talking about–that goddamn robotic running back doing calisthenics after commercial breaks. This thing is unequivocally unacceptable.
I’m not the only one that’s sick of it. The Sports Hernia is pissed, too.
Every god damn commercial I have to watch this retarded robot jump around the screen like Corky. It is infuriating. It has NOTHING to do with football. It looks like a juiced up Johnny #5 on crystal meth. Who the fuck came up with this? Who is supposed to be enjoying this? Did some focus group determine that 65% of FOX NFL viewers are robots?
Amen. Also take a look at the Sports Hernia’s take on FOX Sports’ “creative process” conversation.
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Dont be hatin on the the robot he is friggin awsome
November 25th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
We’ve been screaming at that goddamn for a long time now. Unless they’re advertising some new robot league premiering in the near future, just give me some helmets smashing into each other - with the teams. Remember. Oh man I’m cussing at him right now. And when you’re already in a bad mood because the Giants are losing, seeing that robot is salt in the wound.
Sincerely,
an entire Brooklyn block
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Where can I buy one? I think it is cooooool.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
awwww…the robot’s the best part of the show. you know u secretly love it:)
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
The robot would kick your asses, obviously you guys are just jealous because the robot has a huge johnson and does your girlfriends as long as they needs him for, then he keeps fucking, and fucking, and fucking…By the way…have you seen your girlfriend or wife lately ?
December 9th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
What difference does it make? It’s a fucking five second clip! Just watch the game…
December 9th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Q: What do cheerleaders have to do with football?
A: They have nothing to do with it, but they are entertaining.
Peolple want to be entertained.
Fox wants viewers.
Transformers (2007) made:
$70,502,384 on opening weekend and
$319,071,806 in the U.S. total.
Aparently the American people like robots. That fucking robot is just smart marketing. Besides, it looks sweet in HD.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Check out this you tube…. the robot can dance! wow wow!
December 14th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Check out this you tube…. the robot can dance! wow wow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdNW2szZjuk
December 14th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
December 16th, 2007 at 10:49 am
you guys are retards. it’s a robot. unless you have an “in” with the CEO of FoxSports, I don’t think it’s going anywhere…GET OVER IT and quit complaining.
December 16th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
“Johnny #5″ that is awesome! So obscure I love it.
December 16th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Fox robot finally gets his name!
result posted here!
http://www.myspace.com/foxsportsrobot
December 17th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I hate that god damn robot and his creepy finger point to the crowd. And Fox thinks its so “cute” to put a pumpkin head or a santa hat on it to celebrate the holidays. Well screw that.
Its bad enough I have to watch the shitty Niners and listen to Fox’s C, if not D, Team announcers. But then I have to watch that stupid robot.
December 30th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Lighten up, are you pro players or something? ITS A GAME! (granted the coolest game on earth) But my 6 yr old son loves it, and if it gets him to sit with the old man, and be introduced to the game, the LONG LIVE THE ROBOT !!!!! GO PACK !
December 30th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Hey Man, I got a great name for the robot.
Call him Bizman, (cause he’s taking care of Bizzniss).
Whaddya think?
December 30th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Hey, maybe the robot is a big girl, call her cleavage. hah
December 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Are you shitting me? The Patriots get caught cheating, then they get all the breaks from the officials and all the praise from the dickheads at ESPN, and you want to waste your time bitching about some ROBOT?!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:40 am
The robot appeals to the same people who wear sweatpants out shopping. And consider TGI Fridays a good choice for a “special occassion”. These people are idiots, the robot symbolizes all of their shortcomings so they can relate.
January 20th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
You are an idiot! Stupid people make me feel the same way that robot makes you feel. And no this was not a waste of my time.
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
When did the robot first appear on TV? and what is the point? Is it to promote something else or just a mascot for Fox Football?
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Was anyone else laughing when the Fox robot got owned by the Terminator in the Super Bowl ads?
February 4th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Well….he got his ass handed to him by the Terminator during the SuperBowl commercial cuts.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdNW2szZjuk
February 12th, 2008 at 1:12 am
I loved the robot. Did you see him at the pro bowl? Wearing a hula dress! I just think someone was having fun and being creative.
April 20th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I wish that robot would fuck me up the ass!!
April 20th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I know what you mean Mr. Turner! I bet you that robot has a huge robotic cock. I would love for that robot to stick his metal rod up my ass!!
April 21st, 2008 at 1:45 am
Both of you fags are going to hell!! That means you Jim and Dennis. Wishing that the fox robot would violate your anus with his metal rod. That metal rod is a tool of the devil!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Hey my nae is Jay Goss!! I love fucking my boyfriend Carson Wright in the ass while watching the fox robot!! We live in Tacoma!! UWT
June 4th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I’m Adam Hartgrove, and there’s nothing better than getting my ass hammered while watching the fox robot, imagining I’m getting my ass hammered… by the fox robot. Go Denver!