Dick Clark does not look well. Do not put him on tv.
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Archives for December 2006
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Ha! Just kidding! I’m not going through all the work to write up some cliché “best of” post. Go read one of the 29739482235 other “best of 2006″ posts on your bloated RSS subscription list.
Instead, here’s the jotsheet’s 2002 “year in review.” Like you care.
Flying on airplanes reminds me how much i hate loud, dumb white people.
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Here’s a holiday tip from tom: when using public bathrooms, go for the handicapped stall. It gets used less than the others.
Amazing. There are a lot of candidates for “best moment,” but I’m going to stick with the towel attack at 1:54.
By the way, the movie’s called Cui Hua Kuang Mo, and in English it’s Undefeatable (which is not a real word, but that fits nicely here).
It’s an old song, and I could have written this 8 years ago, but it still needs to be said: these are the worst fucking lyrics ever.
I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rhines
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt
turn it inside out find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I’m through with you
All of ‘em here.
I’ve changed my mind. I fucking hate this thing. It’s all over the internets. Sorry about that.