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As of 10:33 p.m. on 11/6/06, here are 50 completely played out things.

1. MTV
2. Things being cool just because they’re Asian
3. Jack Black
4. Gaucho pants (let them die!)
5. Terrell Owens
6. Naming “futuristic” things with an “i” or “e” prefix (Apple, take heart)
7. Cindy Sheehan
8. Pop-Tarts
9. Flip-flops
10. Bobby Knight
11. Valentine’s Day — also, all complaints about this holiday, excluding this list
12. Omega-3 fatty acids
13. News stories about parents getting mad at coaches
14. Wil Wheaton
15. Jokes about rednecks — these are almost never done well
16. Intentionally ironic mustaches
17. The FAA’s ban on liquids
18. Dirty South rap
19. SportsCenter
20. Blogging
21. Emeril
22. Movable Type
23. Those motherfucking MasterCard “priceless” commercials
24. Jokes about curling
25. Adam Curry and the entire idea of amateur podcasting
26. Internet Explorer (including IE7)
27. Popped collars
28. The Heisman trophy
29. Cologne
30. Cheap Chinese food
31. Jessica Simpson
32. TicketMaster
33. Psychoanalyses of Mike Tyson — the motherfucker is crazy, deal with it
34. Big sunglasses
35. Wearing shorts during the winter months
36. Random shootings on the highway — this has been before and done better
37. Tollbooths
38. The entire northeast
39. Trans fats
40. “Man Law” and beer commercials in general — just awful lately
41. Rod Blagojevich — look at that name, “Blagojevich,” it’s terrible!
42. The local news
43. Vegans
44. The Mach3, Fusion, and whatever other fucking joke of a razor Gillette’s come up with recently
45. Advertising campaigns that are supposed to arouse my interest by revealing their gimmick on some date in the future. Fuck that, I don’t care.
46. Road construction
47. Paying with a check
48. Discussions of outsourcing
49. Tom Cruise
50. Energy drinks

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