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When I tell friends—especially friends who can actually use a stove—that my a big part of my diet is Hot Pockets, they usually make fun of me. This is for two reasons:

1. They say Hot Pockets are unhealthy.
2. They say it’s pathetic.

Well, I’m not going to argue with #2. And I was originally going to launch a vigorous offensive against #1. But then I actually googled “hot pockets nutrition” and found that these things are not very good for you. So… I’ll concede #2.

Uhh… I think this is the point where I would change the subject, if this were a spoken conversation.

Instead, I guess I’ll link the hilarious and ridiculous commercial for Hot Pockets Biscuits (which are damned good), a Hot Pockets dissection, and the nutritional info that stopped me from making this interesting.

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