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1. People with spotless desks.
2. People who put so much mousse/gel/hairspray in their hair that a tornado couldn’t mess it up.
3. People with hyphenated last names. Make up your minds, ugh.
4. People who don’t flush in public bathrooms. Is this some kind of passive/aggressive weird protest against humanity?
5. Kids on Michigan Avenue selling M&M’s for their “school basketball team” at 2:00 p.m. on a Tuesday.
6. Anyone driving a Toyota Prius. Hell, anyone riding in one.
7. People with B.O. Not trustworthy.
8. Anyone who’s been married more than three times.
9. People who use their middle initial or middle name AND a suffix. Example: Randolph Myles Galveston III. Seriously, gtfo, now.
10. People who wear sunglasses indoors.

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