Oh how ironical
Damn you, Internet! Damn you, email newsletter! Damn you, Adobe Photoshop!
I have watched with patient, wondrous eyes as you loaded on mine computer, O Adobe Photoshop image editing application. I have observed your many plug-ins, etched with loving care into your splash screen. Why did you not see fit to include a spellchecker? Do you mock me? Do you mock me from your lofty post?
And you, the blog. You lay bare the ever so ironical nature of the modern world. For all to see! All our imperfections lain bare. You would shout it from the rooftops. Blasted Internet! I foresake thee!
May 10th, 2006 at 2:08 am
Oh noes, the horror!
I would never apply for a collage that made spelling errors!
May 10th, 2006 at 8:11 am
For serious! And that’s the “School of Continuing Studies,” no less…
May 15th, 2006 at 10:41 am
“Blasted Internet, I forsake thee!” That’s a laugh. Can a mother forget her nursing child? Surely she may forget, but Tom won’t forsake the internet.
May 15th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Let me pretend!