Here’s a tip for the fellas
If a girl ever, ever describes herself as “high maintenance”—even jokingly—run as fast as you can away from that relationship.
I’m pretty good at wasting your time. By Tom Sherman.
If a girl ever, ever describes herself as “high maintenance”—even jokingly—run as fast as you can away from that relationship.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Hehehe! I wholeheartedly agree. It is a very sound advice.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Well, shit, Tom. Now all the high mainenance girls reading this blog will know better. We’ll need to observe more subtle red flags and share that only within our secret man-memos. You know? The ones cleverly written on the inside of cigar boxes and spent shotgun shells.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Damn it Evan, I KNEW something like that existed! I KNEW IT!
May 30th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Why do you think men belong to all these secret societies and fraternities and whatnot? They were established to build a covert communication infrastructure with the purpose of subjugating women. Duh.
From time to time we men pass the hat around in order to fund expeditionary missions. On these missions the bravest amongst us are sent into relationships with so-called “high maintenance” women. Some make it out intact, and some don’t. In many cases, data is collected and distributed to the group for further analysis.
Tom’s only been lightly reprimanded for his breach of protocol because, as it turns out, we’ve found that “high maintenance” women don’t actually read very often. Furthermore, we are fairly confident that if said women are reading this blog they’re most likely visiting his posts regarding Uggs , Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive and Lindsay Lohan.
June 5th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Interesting book on this topic. American Epidemic: High Maintenance Women
June 10th, 2006 at 1:39 am
Duh.
I’m just sayin’.