Top 10 Most Funnest Things in my Cubicle
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An aluminum cup
A yellow superball that lights up when bounced.
- Stored in said aluminum cup. Can be combined with cup and swirled to become exciting “Cup o’ Death.”
An autographed picture of Danica Patrick. Tradeshow tchotchke!
Two styrofoam cups
Daily desk calendar—which always trails the true date because I have little incentive to flip the pages—containing unforgivably bad jokes. Today’s joke:
- Judge: Maurice, is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice that I sent to your attorney?
- Maurice: No, this is how I always dress
Red plastic hand puppet of the devil.
A mug
A picture of my boss’ son, but zero pictures of my family to be found.
3 database schemas, printed out and pinned to the cubicle wall
A styrofoam cup nearly filled to the brim with pennies. I hate pennies and tried to give them away but no one took them.
There is humor in this website somewhere. Keep panning.
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May 23rd, 2006 at 8:15 pm
(Not to steal your thunder) Funniest thing in my office ? empty candy jar.
Why is it so funny? Everyday people still come to check it for candy even though it’s been empty for last two months (such scavengers).
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:42 pm
That is pretty funny, but it’s decidedly un-fun. These are the most funnest things at my desk!