Attractive Women in Chicago Out of Hibernation Day
Awake! Awake, all ye attractive Chicago women! Awake from thy wintry slumber and take note of the glorious weather without!
It is indeed a glorious day in the fair city of Chicago, in the state of Illinois, in the land of America. The attractive women in this bustling metropolis have been tightly bundled against the unkind cold for long months. Now, like a blossom in the dewy morn, they come to light for all the world to see!
I do proclaim: April the 12th, in the year 2006 of our Lord, is truly Attractive Women in Chicago Out of Hibernation Day.
It is a wonderful day, a day to give thanks. I thank the Earth and Wind. And the Fire. I give thanks to the Five Directions and the Six Flavors. I give thanks to the Seven Clouds and the Eight Suns.
Let us celebrate with food and drink. Let us break bread and drink wine. Let us make merry.
Also, let us have a mojito, if possible.
Mine ancestors have walked these steps. Thomas the Great. Thomas the Foolhardy. Thomas the Omnipotent. They too have celebrated these days. I bow my head and pour a lil out for my lost homies.
Let us enjoy this day. Let us celebrate. The attractive women have come out of hibernation! We hail thee, Fair Women, Warm Sun, Blue Sky! We hail thee, Temperature Above 60°.
Attractive Women in Chicago Out of Hiberation Day: truly a glorious day!
April 13th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Here here!! Although I gotta be honest…the whole winter Uggs look was really working for me.
April 13th, 2006 at 11:36 am
They’ll be around in the summer too, Ian. Never fear. Poor taste does not evaporate come April.