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These morans can't distinguish "about" from "by"

I never cease to be amazed by the stupidity of random people.

If you read something on the Internet about Gilbert Arenas (of the NBA’s Washington Wizards), do you assume it was written by him? Probably not. He’s busy practicing.

If you read something on the Internet about Lindsay Lohan, do you assume it was written by her? Probably not. She’s busy hotboxing cars.

If you read something on the Internet about Rosie O’Donnell, do you assume it was written by her? Probably not. She’s busy buying guns for her bodyguards.

But dammit, all these morans on the Intarweb do.

People, this is why we outsource to India. Reading comprehension! I get an e-mail every time someone comments on underscorebleach.net. It’s depressing! People actually come to my entry on Rosie O’Donnell and actually think that Rosie herself wrote those words. About herself. She may be a loudmouth hypocrite (ok, “is” a loudmouth hypocrite), but do you think she’s going to call herself a walrus? Refer to herself as a walrus?! Who are you people?!?!

I’m stopping now. I’m going to vote for Perot if I don’t.

One Response to “These morans can't distinguish "about" from "by"”

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    anonymous Says:

    Maybe the guy’s sign was referring to residents of Moran, KS? Or maybe not.