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Lindsay Lohan’s screen name

Contrary to popular belief—no, actually, the belief of Intarweb teenagers with embarrasingly low reading comprehension skills—I am not Lindsay Lohan. I just make fun of her.

i h3art l0s3rs: hi whos this?

jotsheet: who’s this?

i h3art l0s3rs: Callan

i h3art l0s3rs: who is this? im sorry i just wanted to know

jotsheet: Tom

jotsheet: why did you IM me?

i h3art l0s3rs: oh sorry bye

jotsheet: how did you get my SN

i h3art l0s3rs: google.

jotsheet: google for what

jotsheet: lindsay lohan

i h3art l0s3rs: yeh

jotsheet: you think lindsay lohan would put her screen name on the intarweb?

i h3art l0s3rs: my best friends obsessed with her

i h3art l0s3rs: so i was wondering, and shes here

i h3art l0s3rs: why do you know it?

jotsheet: why do i know.. what?

i h3art l0s3rs: her sn

jotsheet: i would like to think she has better things to do with her time than AIM

jotsheet: such as sticking a finger down her throat

18 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s screen name”

  1. 1
    Brian Says:

    I’m Ashlee Simpson, we should totally hang out.

  2. 2
    Evan Says:

    Whatever Lindsay. Just tell them the truth.

  3. 3
    sweet thing Says:

    yo be nice to lindsey lohan ok shes really nice

  4. 4
    christian Says:

    lindsay lohan is really a fag

  5. 5
    paris Says:

    hey lindsay. i know we’ve been fighting, but im me ok? at: i go by olive. PaRiS! That’s Hot!

  6. 6
    NotAwake Says:

    haha! no onenoews her sn. . . her sn is redxpeppers346

  7. 7
    eddie Says:

    hey everyone i think lindsay is shy to talk online !! because i got this screename redxpeppers346 and like she dissed me. But i don’t know notawake could be right !!! BUT LINDSAY LOHAN IS #1 ON MY LIST AND SHE SHOULD BE PROUD !! And i’m rooting her on GO LINDSAY !!!

  8. 8
    Hilary Says:

    Hey lohan i know weve been fighting and just to keep it interesting i will give all of your dying fans your screen name. but not the fan’s screen name your friends screen name that paris gave to me. yeah paris and i our frinds and while your being hospitalized for the press and shoving your finger down your throat paris and i are hanging out!
    Lindsay’s Screen name>>> Hollywood BabeO1

    your welcome Lindsay!!

  9. 9
    Amanda Says:

    I would really like to know lindsays screenname. Instant Message me at xoLohanfanRAWxo thanks buh bi

  10. 10
    wtf Says:

    redXpeppers is NOT lindsay lohan! if any other fucker IMs me im gonna sue!

  11. 11
    Jason Says:

    Dear Lindsay,
    please im me please ur are my favorite!!!!!!!!
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

    p.s. if u email me @ Jaymroach@earthlink.net i can send u this book my grandma used when she smoked and then when she was done she hasnt smoked for years.!!!!! Sincerly, Jason
    Jason

  12. 12
    Rebby Says:

    Lindsay Lohan is a gompa, she tells everyone she’s not a follower and this isn’t anything to do with her hangin with paris hilton ok, but she dies her hair blonde and loses so much weight that she looks like she’s impersonating a barbie doll. Legend actress and good luck with all that but some criticism is due and why the hell am I on here? I’m too damn smart to be on here!! Lol.

  13. 13
    Willard Says:

    I’d rather fuck Ernest Borgnine or Lee Van Cleif than deal with Lohan or that dude that is Jennifer Garner. Her dad is hotter than her, Elektra? What the sweet fuck. Rotten cunt.

  14. 14
    bruce Says:

    i hate lindsay lohan but i’ll still do her if she wants.

  15. 15
    Jenny Says:

    Lindsey lohan’s sn is DancerOxOx i talk to her and i was talkin to this celebrity that knows her and she said “ya that is Lindsey’s sn” !!!! IM me at Greendaychick416

    P.s i hate lindsey lohan!!!!!

  16. 16
    person Says:

    I no pepl’s sn’s
    Lindsey’s-LindseyLohanRaw
    Hillary-juicyxhils
    Dylan Sprouse-dylansprouse13
    Cole Sprouse-colesprouse21
    Frankie Muniz-MalcolmTV
    Zac Efrom-ZEgolfer1018
    Ashley Olsen-secretashleyo

  17. 17
    wtf Says:

    yo bitches…leave redxpeppers346 alone….its not fuckin lindsay lohan…all those who believe its her get a fuckin life!!!!!…..a fuckin celebrity doesnt have fuckin time to fuckin talk to fuckin ppl online!!!! dont even bother iming me cuz i will block u!….or curse u out…depending on my mood….hope u get the fuckin message bitches!

  18. 18
    Lindsey Lohan Says:

    Hey..ummm none of ya’ll have my sn so i would sugest that all ya’ll quit given out these damn sns that ain’t mine and gettin they hopes up! so if ya’ll would STOP!