Hootie does Burger King. Somehow, this makes me sad.

I mean, I don’t actually care about Hootie and the Blowfish or anything, but damn. Hootie, when you donned that lavender, Prince-meets-Bonanza cowboy outfit and started hawking flamed-broiled burgers, didn’t it occur to you just once:

Maybe we should have quit while we were ahead?

By now, poor Darius is in the same category as the smart but irresonsible kid from high school who dropped acid a few too many times. Now he hangs out in front of the BP station trying to hustle 14 year-olds. You just shake your head, avert your eyes, and squeeze the image from your mind.

3 Responses to “Hootie does Burger King. Somehow, this makes me sad.”

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    aham23 Says:

    I think Mr Hootie is making fun of himself? Isn’t he? I hope he is? Anyway, I love the jingle. Tender Crispy Chedder Chicken Bacon Ranch almost as much as Put The Lime In The Coke You Nut And Drink Them Both Together.

    Later.

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    tom sherman Says:

    I certainly appreciate self-deprecation—probably more than the next bored blogger out there—but the question remains: Is this Hootie being ironical and doing something corny to make fun of himself, or is he just that hard up for cash?

    I’m inclined to go with the latter…

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    April D. Means Says:

    Ain’t Got No More Bling, So Now I’m Doin’ Burger King

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