Snarky weekend movie reviews, by Tom
Road House: thumbs up! Patrick Swayze plays the ultimate bouncer (but you would’ve thought he’d be bigger). He’s cleaning up the Double Deuce, and let me tell you, cleaning up a double deuce is no fun (it’s messy). Also has a swanky bachelor pad. Fellas, this is a man to model yourself after.
Garden State: thumbs down! Natalie Portman, please confine your traveling, talentless ingénue act to George Lucas productions. We appreciate it. At least I Heart Huckabees had a sex scene involving mud.
February 7th, 2005 at 5:54 pm
Garden State may be a bad movie, but its one of my new favorite soundtracks. In fact, I can’t get enough Zero 7 right now.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
I’ll cop to having Frou Frou’s “Let Go” on repeat in my playlist for the past two days.