Snarky weekend movie reviews, by Tom

Road House: thumbs up! Patrick Swayze plays the ultimate bouncer (but you would’ve thought he’d be bigger). He’s cleaning up the Double Deuce, and let me tell you, cleaning up a double deuce is no fun (it’s messy). Also has a swanky bachelor pad. Fellas, this is a man to model yourself after.

Garden State: thumbs down! Natalie Portman, please confine your traveling, talentless ingénue act to George Lucas productions. We appreciate it. At least I Heart Huckabees had a sex scene involving mud.

2 Responses to “Snarky weekend movie reviews, by Tom”

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    Michael Paul Says:

    Garden State may be a bad movie, but its one of my new favorite soundtracks. In fact, I can’t get enough Zero 7 right now.

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    tom sherman Says:

    I’ll cop to having Frou Frou’s “Let Go” on repeat in my playlist for the past two days.

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