Michael Moore and the drug companies
Via The National Debate, it seems that the drug companies are on the lookout for Michael Moore.
“We ran a story in our online newspaper saying Moore is embarking on a documentary and if you see a scruffy guy in a baseball cap, you’ll know who it is,” said Stephen Lederer, a spokesman for Pfizer Global Research and Development.
I’m not sure that’s specific enough, Mr. Lederer. Your employees should be on the lookout for a babbling, Jabba the Hutt-esque man who smells faintly of urine and McNuggets—dressed in a baseball cap.