Three wrecks
I witnessed three wrecks on Saturday night, listed below in both chronological order and ascending asininity:
- Wreck #1: The semi truck. Stuck under the Loyola El viaduct, this created a significant CF.
- Wreck #2: Desperate Housewives. Hey, it’s the hit show of the fall! It must be good, right? Negative, Captain. What a wreck of a show. Since when do the networks feature soap opera acting in primetime?
- Wreck #3: Ashlee Simpson on SNL. Hahahahhahahhahah.
Oh, my mistake. The band played the wrong song. Er, the NBC engineers played the wrong track. No wait, Ashlee’s got acid reflux disease (BULEMIA, ANYONE?) Oh my, too funny.