Meat meat meat meat meat: Fogo de Chao
I just ate so much food at Fogo de Chao that I can hardly move.
Here’s an idea: Pay a flat fee to eat as much frickin’ meat as you can stuff down your gullet. Have gaucho chefs in dressed in gaucho pants tempt you with monstrous skewers of succulent meat. Pimp out the place Brazilian style and bring in some hotties. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat.
Stop.
Eat a little bit more.
I can hardly move.