Cadillac Escalade, or GMC Yukon?!

Not once, but twice in the recent past I have noticed on the road a very strange looking Cadillac Escalade. Something wasn’t right about it. Something about the shape. Something about the size. And certainly something about the front grill, which was most certainly not the distinctive, aggressive grill of the Escalade.
I’m pretty sure that the twentysomething hacks driving those vehicles bought GMC Yukons and stuck Cadillac decals on them.
Uh, but seriously, what the hell is that?
And to see two in the span of month? Ridiculousness, I tell you! Ridiculousness!