Tom is introduced to the California beach scene
My first exposure to the California beach scene. Kev and I hit up Newport Beach. Took forever to find parking. I bitched at him. Saw lots of hot, underage girls. Didn’t feel that bad for gawking. Saw some fake boobies. Didn’t feel that bad for gawking. Saw crowded parts of the beach and less crowded parts of the beach. Wondered aloud why people did not efficiently distribute themselves along the beach to make optimal use of the limited beach resources. Kevin laughed at this. Talked about pathological liars. Was amused. Wondered what the deal is with all those ridiculous “low rider” bikes. (Never got an answer on that.) Went back to the car, returned home.
Well yeah, that’s the beach, eh.