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Let’s try a couple of cute little lists.

Favorite things of the moment:

1. Favorite thing, in general: long johns
   • This cold weather is bullshit, man.
   • My snot keeps freezing.
   • But my buns are reasonably toasty.
2. Favorite website: BlogLines
   • It keeps all your RSS feeds nice and tidy and Web-accessible.
   • It uses some smokin JavaScript.
   • It’s free—and FeedDemon ain’t anymore.
3. Favorite song: “If You Find Yourself Caught In Love” by Belle and Sebastian
   • It’s cute and catchy.
   • Margie gave me the album for free.
   • Margie is friends with Frank and Mo.
4. Favorite type of food: Thai
   • It’s a bit more creative than Chinese.
   • It’s kinder to my lower intestine than Indian.
   • It’s cheap.

Unfavorite things of the moment:

1. Unfavorite thing, in general: this bullshit cold weather
   • This crap is ridiculous.
   • My snot keeps freezing.
   • I have a ski mask that makes me look like a murderer.
2. Unfavorite electronic thing: cell phones
   • My battery lasts approximately 6 minutes.
   • That is a motherfuckin ridiculous.
   • Ringing cell phones are highly annoying.
3. Unfavorite thing in my possession: my car
   • My car battery takes a crap at 0°.
   • My car takes a crap in general after it rains.
   • Seriously, what the hell is that?

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