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The longest drive ever.

Oh wow. That was like, the worst drive ever. I should have been in Bryn Athyn at 11:00 p.m. I arrived at 1:30 a.m. First, I got stuck in standstill traffic in the middle of Bumblefuck, PA—not once, but twice. I seriously could have gotten out of my car and done some yoga. It was pathetic. A traffic jam in the middle of nowhere? What kinda ghetto shit is that?

I then managed to miss the exit for the Northeast Extension (476), which I failed to realize until I got to Stroudsburg, which is at least 45 minutes past, if not more. I then drove around Stroudsburg and its retarded goddamn triangle Interstate thing for at least an hour, at one point getting so mad that I just started punching the ceiling of my car. Yeah.

How Not To Drive Across the Damn Country, by Tom ShermanIn any case, it was an amazingly draining experience. Whew. And the joy of sleeping afterward on a bare mattress with just a pillow—well, it was refreshing. But I’m here, and I’m pretty happy. It’s good to be here. It’s good.

And here is a rough sketch of my route. My planned route is outlined in green, while my actual route is in purple.

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