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So. Haven’t been writing much lately, but that’s on purpose. I’m following a simple principle: if you don’t have anything to write, don’t. Better for this site to be stagnant than filled with insipid descriptions of my daily activities.

You know Slashdot? It’s where the geeks get self-righteous. All the nerds I know practically fall all over themselves to wax poetic about how great it is. Well, guess what: it blows. You heard it here first: Slashdot is a big pile of shit. Here’s the entire site in a nutshell:

  1. Bash Microsoft.
  2. Stroke Apple, *BSD, and *nix.
  3. Complain about “rights.”
  4. Bash Microsoft.

I’m no Microsoft cheerleader, but the entire exercise is mind-bogglingly pathetic. What a bunch of AMAZING LOSERS. For elaboration, consult Willow John’s rant [also archived here]—and note the predictably idiotic responses. Basically, this take-off is pretty much how I view the real site: Slashdot: News that pretty much sucks llama anus.

The lesson here? You should quit Slashdot.org today!

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