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“Rufus is widely regarded as the meanest dog employed by the State Department since Bocephalus, a hard-on of a coon hound who was, by all accounts, crazier than possum fuck. Bocephalus made worldwide headlines in October 1979 when he attempted to tree the Ayatollah.”
“Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions
As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting” *
How am I not related to this man?
Damn, I should’ve added those lines to the HOSTS file earlier. Welp, problem solved! Ditto on .htaccess! (Shouts to mod_rewrite)