Turn your goddamn cellphone off BEFORE you come to class.
Do you know those new cell phones that can play multiple tones? I’m talking about the ones with songs, not ringtones. I fucking HATE them. Some kid in my German Lit class has had his go off in two consecutive classes, which I think is grounds for chopping off a thumb. Damn you, Sprint…
I have a new goal in life: to learn how to speak clearly, succinctly, eloquently, and most importantly, without littering my speech with “umm,” “hmm,” or “uhh.” When someone is speaking at length, listen closely to the number of extraneous words he tosses in. It’s inefficient, and it dilutes the content. My goal is to streamline my speech.
Web Comm. It’s frustrating. Sorry, can’t expound.
I had an odd thought a few days ago. Ma and Pa, I know you read this crap, but uhh.. Anyway, I was wondering about whether people in the Middle Ages engaged in oral sex very much. Thing is, them cats were dirty — not only did they not bathe much, but I think they wore their clothes sewed on and crap like that. So it just seems to me like the nether regions could start gettin kinda funky, you know? And who wants to go a-divin’ down there, then? It’d have to be a brave soul… and one willing to risk crabs and/or lice in the beard afterward. Now that’ll ruin your day for sure.