He might’ve been a football player
8:03 a.m. and I am awake! Crazy stuff! Sleep is not so enjoyable when you wake up every hour.
Yesterday: Illini lost. Played basketball at SPAC, narrowly avoided fight with swoll negro. Yeah, that woulda been bad, heh heh. He pushed me. My revenge: knocking his ass on the floor when he didn’t see my pick. Oh, and him airballing the point-blank turn-around. Welp, you got next!
I have little patience/respect for classes with TA sections better than the lecture. It’s kinda depressing.
I tell ya, it’s innovations like “Man vs. Beast” from FOX that reaffirm America’s standing as the greatest nation in the history of the world. Dude, 40 midgets racing an African elephant to pull a DC-10 airplane 100 yards?! Are you kidding me?! That’s fucking great!
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Events of late have made keeping to myself seem more attractive.