Cute political stuff
When you stop, step back, and refuse to stomach academia’s limitless supply of leftist propaganda, you’ve got to realize that in actuality, it’s a damn good time to be a Republican. Let’s take stock of the current state of affairs:
- Fox News is the #1 cable news channel in America. Nightly, O’Reilly makes Donahue his bitch.
- Affirmative action is on its deathbed (but we knew it was terminally ill when Piscataway rolled around).
- Two words: tax cut.
- Title IX is being reformed. Eleanor Smeal, president of the Feminist Majority: “This is a defeat for us.”
- Bill Maher’s candy ass is off the air. (I know he’s not a liberal per se, but he’s still a piece of shit.)
- George Fucking Bush is the president, and he 0wNs j00.
- Leftist antics on the campuses of America are consistently being outed and ridiculed at places like Campus Nonsense.
I saw Hans Blix in a TV interview yesterday, and strangely enough, I didn’t hate him. In fact, I found him quite affable. Perhaps there is hope for the Scandinavians after all.
Also, The Chron is certifiably funny these days. It’s seirously made me laugh out loud the last couple of times I’ve read it. Josh Hime’s review of the X-Box game “Dead or Alive”, which features scantily-clad female volleyball players, is gorgeous. I quote:
“Myself, I have no soul, so I can tell you that it’s a good game with boobies, and that makes it a great game. … Instead of playing volleyball, you could hang out at the pool and rest, which is a segment in which your chick does stuff like lie around, stretch or sit, and you zoom the camera onto her breasts. A+. You can also do this anywhere that there isn’t a volleyball game in progress. This game has thought of everything.”
And in non-political news, I FUCKING HATE TRAFFIC. Seriously, it’s enough to keep me from living in a big city. It took me 3.5+ hours to get home today. I thought I was gonna go Falling Down on some motherfuckers.
Moods
What puts you in a bad mood? Not what annoys you, but what sticks you in a bad mood for hours? Because I can’t exactly figure out what does it to me, and that’s a problem.