psst.. this blog is on hiatus.

“as soon as practical”

it is 2:00am and i’m antsy as hell. i don’t know why this happens. i mean, i can’t even stay still. this must be how ADHD kids feel all the time, and i sure don’t envy them.

meetings.. at work.. make me.. want to tear my hair out. how can people be in meetings their entire working lives? i would de-innard myself.

so who’s the hack who gets to cover the Northwestern administration’s ass after they fuck up the meal contract? well, that’d be me. i had the pleasure of posting this cute tidbit to the Undergraduate Housing room and board Web page:

“These rules and regulations are subject to change as the University may deem appropriate. The University then will notify students under a residence and board contract of any revisions as soon as practical.”

decisions and observations i’ve recently made:

  1. Hollywood Video is far superior to shitty-ass Blockbuster
  2. disgusting, greasy, sniffling sick kids should refrain from coming to class and blowing their noses on their sweatshirts
  3. girl in psych class: it’s just not that funny, hon
  4. Predator is just the gorgeous, testosterone-driven film i remembered it to be
  5. if you haven’t yet, you should download Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker”
  6. listening to the American Beauty soundtrack is just a little too natural for me
  7. you bringin drama? i bring drama!

comic relief for the week: a clip from a short, spoof movie called “Truth in Advertising”

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