get off your ass and get packed, Tom!
ack, i really, really hate packing. i hate moving even more. but i guess it’s ok, because i get to see anna marie tomorrow.
make sure you take a look at this article entitled “Why Arabs Lose Wars.” it’s one of the most interesting reads i’ve had in a while.
or, for a change of scene, you could read about the (pathetic) dating scene at Northwestern. the article was co-written by an ex-girlfriend of mine (heh).
Beenie Man is insane
i have this interesting habit of fighting with my parents prior to taking any trip. it’s happened for years. i managed to fight with both of them today — very efficient.
got new driver’s license today at DMV. very painless. was happy. also got cashier’s check for stupid landlord, washed sheets, packed, blah blah blah yuck.
also, i would like to once again make this clear: let’s go beat some Iraqi ass. Europe can kiss my ass. the Middle East can kiss my ass. Kofi Annan can kiss my ass. the pansy-ass leftists in this country can kiss my ass. we’ve got a job to do, and let’s do it.
holy shit these lyrics are incomprehensible, but Beenie Man is still great. can anyone out there make heads or trails of this shit? no way! and this dude is popular! and i like him! wtf?
Yu ever buck a gal weh deep like a bucket
Draw fi yuh needle and yuh needle can’t stitch it
Draw fi yuh axe and like a cow yuh all a chop it
Draw fi yuh pickaxe and like a rung yuh all a dig it
Is like a riverside upon di banking, yuh tek it
Is like a bicycle so yuh hold it and dash it
Now yuh wash it so yuh crash it she a tell yuh sey yuh crabbit
Gal she a beg yuh and a bawl seh fi stop it
Bad man plug in and mi love off a electric
Is like a basketball she tek time out fi vomit
Unuh listen to mi style and unuh listen to mi lyrics
A Beenie Man dey yah, mi a drop it (a seh)
[Beenie Man — “Who Am I?” full lyrics]
this strikes me as very funny
underscorebleach: tell me some shitty trance to download
Iiterally sweet: what do you mean shitty
underscorebleach: like, girly dance crap
[she lists a bunch of songs]
Iiterally sweet: ian van dahl - castles in the sky
underscorebleach: ya ya this castles in the sky shit is exactly what i need
Iiterally sweet: are you gonna drop ecstacy or what