21 feb 02
| AlexiaIscariot: | well, here’s the thing. Anne must go with me. Tony must go with you. adele and mark must go together. mark cannot go with jon |
| underscorebleach: | it’s like a damn SAT math logic problem |
Montel William sucks. i hate that guy.
i rewarded myself after my weekly three hours of Purgatory with Taco Bell. this inspired me to whip up a little chart of fast food restaurants and their qualities…
| Name | Comments |
| Arby’s | mmm, curly fries. and that greasy guy who always came into Circuit City and talked to me worked at Arby’s, so it must be cool. |
| Burger King | i dig the fries. and you have to respect the 24 hour BK in Evanston, even if you have to carry a gun to eat there at 3 a.m. |
| Dairy Queen | tell me again why a place called “Dairy Queen” has burgers? |
| Hardee’s | this place sucks. their fries are horrible and they’re slow as shit. |
| McDonald’s | the ultimate in OVERRATED. overrated fries, small burgers, slow service, and fairly high prices. no thanks. |
| Subway | Jared is a piece of shit. |
| Taco Bell | the best, period. fast, cheap, and good. I LOVE MEXIMELTS. |
| Wendy’s | fabulous selection, fast service, dynamite junior bacon cheeseburgers, and what great decor! |
| White Castle | they don’t even have to flip the burgers to cook them. need i say more? onionlicious. |
oh, by the way… HEY RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA, STOP WHINING YOU FUCKING LOSERS.
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here’s some more evidence that Champaign, Illinois is a happening place.
coupla nights ago, while quite bored, i was browsing NU’s directory of personal homepages. i randomly picked a girl named Kelly Robinson, who has a page devoted to her Top 10 Reasons Why She Loves Northwestern and Top 10 Reasons Why She Hates Northwestern. this seems like an all right idea to me, so i thought i’d steal it…
Tom’s Top 10 Good Things About NU
- the pretty buildings on University Pl.
- gossiping about other political types on campus
- the hot sorority girls (er, waaiiitt a minute here…)
- the Daily’s Forum page (and getting to complain about it)
- BK
- getting to watch NSAS/NOWAR/[leftist group of the moment] make fools of themselves at the Rock
- making fun of teachers in CTECs (and then poring through the database a year later to find your own comments and laugh at them)
- going to controversial College Republicans events (woo!)
- ph-stalking
- doing it right once a year — Dillo Day
Tom’s Top 10 Crappy Things About NU
- the 10% sales tax. gimme a damn break
- our chants of “state school” at football games, only to wish we were one later that night when we’re sitting in our rooms playing Boggle at 11 p.m.
- the lack of a decent bus system (does anyone use those shuttles? honestly now.)
- having to go to Chicago to see anything cool
- being in fiscally retarded Evanston ($1 mil in fucking PARKING REVENUES?!)
- the homogenous mass of liberal/leftist professors
- all this bullshit about “diversity”
- no cable in the dorms (and even if they change it now, that doesn’t change the past!)
- our ugly-ass architecture
- Jesse Fucking Jackson coming for MLK day