26 dec 01
AIM conversations with Cristina are quite entertaining. maybe that’s why i end up staying up till 5am.
mmm, Guiness, the Bread Beer. notice the timestamps:
underscorebleach (2:06:51 AM): i am drinking a Guiness Draught
underscorebleach (2:06:54 AM): it is like eating rye bread
stinkyneedsacure (2:07:08 AM): its so thick you cant see a match behind it
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underscorebleach (2:20:15 AM): guiness tastes like dough
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underscorebleach (2:39:19 AM): guiness tastes like rye
stinkyneedsacure (2:39:29 AM): it tastes like milkshake
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underscorebleach (2:43:50 AM): guiness tastes like yeast pie
stinkyneedsacure (2:44:05 AM): i dont know what yeast pie tastes like
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underscorebleach (2:55:30 AM): dude these rocket widgets in guinesses are cool
underscorebleach (2:55:32 AM): HEY BY THE WAY
underscorebleach (2:55:34 AM): I WAS WONDERING
underscorebleach (2:55:48 AM): DO YOU THINK I COULD TALK ABOUT GUINESS A LITTLE MORE?
underscorebleach (2:55:53 AM): I DONT THINK I’VE MENTIONED IT ALL NIGHT!
stinkyneedsacure (2:56:57 AM): i went to a kegger at the gov.’s house and it was guiness and coors lite
stinkyneedsacure (2:57:07 AM): i couldnt believe they put the two in the same room
stinkyneedsacure (2:57:25 AM): coors lite is so, “my house moves on wheels”
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underscorebleach (3:09:11 AM): this guiness gains new aftertastes as it warms up
stinkyneedsacure (3:09:29 AM): its cause i peed in that one while you werent looking
underscorebleach (3:10:16 AM): your pee tastes like beer
underscorebleach (3:10:19 AM): you must be a lush
two
bah. USB is screwed on my computer. the SiS chipset blows. i can’t find a way to circumvent its shittiness.
well anyway, it installed nice and smoothly on my win98 laptop, so i thought i’d share with y’all the results of my first scan, taken from a great Xmas present i received from my sis…

three
is there anything in this world better than egg nog? i think not.
i picked up my contacts today. for the past month or more, i’ve been driving with glasses that i got when i was 12. they are out of date. i refused to wear them to class, because they are too dorky. so the second half of Fall Quarter, i just “listened” in class a lot. couldn’t read the board for the life of me. kinda nifty, huh? so was my report card. ha.