01 dec 01
Tonatale sent me this cute letter called “Bad American.” it was supposedly written by Ted Nugent, and although it was not in actuality penned by him, it’s been endorsed by him. among the highlights:
“I don’t want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.”
“Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it’s a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there’s going to be trouble.”
“I want to know exactly which church is it where the “Reverend” Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.”
two
holy shit! this is the coolest thing ever! there’s something called the Internet Archive that keeps snapshots of the Web back to 1996 (!!!). so listen, go look at my crappy page from high school (~1995, even though it was archived in 1998). i haven’t changed too much
;-)