30 nov 01

well, i decided to defend the honor the new NU Web site, which i work on, in a letter to the editor responding to this pathetic whining in the Daily Northwestern. take that, ya ungrateful sonsabitches.

eghhh. i drove jephreeeeeee down to Chicago tonight as a favor… he had to pick up his car from the lot, since it’d been towed. ugh, the process took like 2 hours in total. all i can say is that i hope it brings me good kharma in the future :D

wow, i worked a lot today. like 8 hours. i’m really enjoying work, in part because i feel like i have an actual say in what happens to the Web site. and i think that’s neat, because www.northwestern.edu is a fairly important site, ya know?

29 nov 01

i love little Christmas parties, because they always have good snack foods. i almost wish that all meals consisted of a wide range of snack foods, instead of entrees. and you could sit around and eat for, say, an hour, instead of 20 minutes. it was the College Scholars holiday party, and the food was good.

it took me forever to find a parking space tonight, because Friday night is one of the street cleaning nights. this is a good opportunity to detail a couple of the many things that annoy me in this world:

  1. static cling. i hate static cling.
  2. searching for parking spots.
  3. New York accents.
  4. New York in general.
  5. ugly feminists. come on, at least be hot.

hmm. Archana is a weird girl. she seems rather confused.

28 nov 01

today was a good day. i had lots of good “people contact” — probably the most i’ve had all quarter. after a fairly productive day at work fixing the “drop downs” to be “drop ups” (heh), i went to a Japanese restaurant with Emma. she really is a dear, and i should see her more. we have a good connection.

i then dropped her off and picked up Myles, John, and Colby and we saw the NU-FSU game. NU won, amazingly enough, although the game was pretty boring, overall. i think Northwestern’s idea of a “motion offense” to run around with a goddamn clue. oh, and the consensus three best things about the game were…

  1. The forget-the-reverse-layup-I’ll-just-dunk-it jam by Richardson from FSU.
  2. Aaron Jennings losing his contact lens and Tom shouting “you can do it!” (a la Rob Schneider) as he tries to put it back in.
  3. Ms. Perky on the Ladycats. really, she far surpasses #1 and #2. i loved the almost imperceptible head movements that accompany her unadulterated joy.

after the game, i hung out at Chapin for a while. talked to Jenn and Christine, and miraculously, i didn’t get in a fight with Jenn, even though i was in her room for 15+ minutes. an accomplishment. did you know she plays the electric dulcimer? i know, i too didn’t know that a dulcimer merited becoming “electric.” but i suppose i stand corrected.

Ben and i talked about WWW shit. i informed him last week that his recently designed troubleafoot site (v2) looked quite a bit like the aforementioned Jenn’s. well no wonder, since the kid jacked the design from the Chapin newsletter, which is designed by Jenn. ha ha, you dumbass.

and Archana. a person normally pushes himself along, but sometimes something pulls him. do you know what i mean?

two

it seems to me that connections with people can be on a physical, mental, or spiritual level. i think New Church doctrine would probably back me up on this. with most people, there’s really no connection at all. others you feel tied to, sometimes in a way that seems bigger than you, or at the least, outside you. it is as if the cores — the elemental, definitional, constitutional qualities of people — are interacting, almost independently of the people’s rational, voluntary thoughts. i probably experienced a bit of each of these three connections tonight. it was rewarding.

27 nov 01

gah. tough loss to swallow. Illinois got really pounded tonight by Maryland. i guess i can’t fault them too much; they tried hard, but it seemed like they didn’t catch any breaks. they were also just coming off a tourney way the hell over in Las Vegas. the game reminded me quite a bit of the Duke-Illinois game in 1999, when Illinois played like crap for 95% of the game and then made a run at the end. but this time, they didn’t make a run. oh well, i guess you can’t win them all.

that was the first loss by either the Illinois basketball or football team since the loss to Michigan in Ann Arbor.

oh, and i was so annoyed by the announcers (Mike Tirico and Len Elmore) that i wrote a sarcastic e-mail to TSN, which, btw, happens to be the best sports site on the Internet. they’ve published some of my letters before, so maybe they’ll print this one.

oh, and guess what shit i had to hear about today in Culture and Society? Brazilian transsexual prostitutes in Italy. UGH! disgusting! i had to watch these disgusting flamers parade around in g-strings with their fake tits hanging out. doesn’t anyone in the world have standards anymore?

two

humor for the night…

“I wouldn’t mind a piece-a dat.”

boy with purpose: and she said she was going to put out a restraining order on you
boy with purpose: try to rectify this shit with her, dude
underscorebleach: hahahhahahahah
underscorebleach: rectify WHAT?

26 nov 01

eh. pretty normal day. didn’t bother going to Giordano’s tonight, cos i wasn’t hungry. actually wrote the bulk of the 2 page paper (ha) that i had to do for Law and Culture — pretty impressive, since i started just before 3am. ahh, college.

dude, tomorrow is MARYLAND-ILLINOIS. and if i’m in a good mood (i.e. if Illinois wins), then i can watch DUKE-IOWA afterward. MAN i love college basketball. the beeeeeeeeeest.

i harrassed people tonight using a fake AIM name. it was kind of fun. tony got mad at me, but he’ll live. oh and jenn… what do get when you cross a toaster oven with a guitar? heh heh heh. [answer: an electric dulcimer]

25 nov 01

eh. drove up from Champaign today (Sunday) with Ben. it was good to ride with him — took away from the normal tedium of the drive. hit some crappy traffic on LSD, but we got through it ok.

i’m feeling a little better after “recharging” at home. i think — i’m not sure about this — but i think maybe that living alone kind of “drains” me slowly. it takes away the vitality of life… until i just feel kind of hollow. and there are other things involved, for sure, but going home seems to have helped a bit.

oh, and in City-of-Evanston-sucks-donkey-balls news…. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOU CAN JUST MAIL ME SOME BULLSHIT TICKET AND EXPECT TO GET MONEY? I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

i read in the News Gazette today that Illinois might have to play Nebraska in a BCS bowl. that scares me. i’d much prefer Tennessee or Oregon or even Oklahoma.

two

hey kids, want to annoy your friends? randomly shout the chorus to U2’s “The Sweetest Thing” in a dumb-jock, loud voice. it gets the job done. trust me.

24 nov 01

yeah, you heard right, you fuckin simps: BIG TEN CHAMPIONS. that’s sole champions, Michigan… why don’t you choke (ahem…) on that. hahah.

seems that Illinois still can’t get any respect… i heard some of the talking heads on ABC saying how it’s bad for the other “big name” schools to have to play Illinois, because we don’t have the “tradition” (Red Grange, Dick Butkus, anyone?) they do. well guess what? you’ll know where to stick your “tradition” after we put it to you in a BCS bowl.

two

oh boy. the site redesign…

well, i worked a ton over this Thanksgiving break on this Web site. writing now, on Saturday, i probably won’t be able to remember all the crap i did. as is often the case, over about six months of construction, the site sort of got into disarray. not from a visual, external angle, but internally, there were some things that needed to be cleaned up. so, i sucked it up and…

  1. fixed all pages to use the following basic format for the content:

    <div class=”content”>
      <div class=”title”>title text</div>
      <div class=”contentbox”>
        blah blah blah
        yadda yadda yadda
      </div>
    </div>

    it makes it a lot easier to control positioning through CSS.

  2. changed the site-wide common files to use the more logical /ssi/common and /css/common directories, with page menus using /ssi/menus. this involved lots of batch find-and-replace with a program called BK ReplaceEm.
  3. completely streamlined both base.css (positioning and non-color properties) and colors.css to pave the way for easier site updates and schemes (to be explained later).
  4. tweaked out the look of the site a bit.
  5. deleted all the extraneous crap that had accumulated on the server.
  6. implemented schemes…

oh, and remember this: Netscape doesn’t like formName.fieldName.value. it prefers document.formName.fieldName.value.