August 17, 2001
hi! would you like to learn about current events but just don’t have the attention for conventional news shows or stories? then i recommend the naked news.
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disclaimer: i am a total loser.
a-ha. the sunglasses search is over. no, i don’t understand either. but i spent a good deal of time looking for a pair of $10 glasses. oh yes, i visited the Gap, A&F, Aeropostale (all excellent stores, ha), Bigfoot (a gas station — high class), Target (home of hot girls), TJ Max, Gordman’s, Kohl’s, Sunglass Hut, Pacific Sunwear, Structure, The Buckle… and where did i finally purchase my shades? why, Walgreen’s, of course! i have a purchased a quality accessory. let me explain further…
these quality shades are “Designer” brand — not “a” designer brand, but THE “Designer” brand. they set me back a solid $7.99, but don’t be fooled; they “compare” to $16.00 sunglasses — the label says so (see picture). they feature a “hug tight comfort temple.” they meet ANSI Z80.3 special purpose UV requirements, blocking 99% UVB and 60% UVA. they are item #862214, style #095, UPC #049022101906. they are distributed by East West Distributing Co., headquartered in Deerfield, IL 60015-4681 (in case you’d like to request product information), and they were made in China, a sure sign of quality.
all this retarded, pointless description is making my self-esteem lower.
but anyway, you know you want to see them. (especially you, deja)
and tomorrow, it’s the canoe trip with dad, cindy, dan, malinda, christy, and brad. should be fun!
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one last thing ‘fore i get to bed. DNS change from gandi.net FINALLY resolves over here. be internet-cool and try it yourself. ‘host underscorebleach.net’ = 24.183.17.68
